So I started rehabbing today. 20+ rep squats with less than a hundred pounds is the most painfully boring activity I have ever partaken in. I considered giving up lifting all together just so I wouldn’t have to do anything so boring ever again. Deadlifts were the same story, except I started with 135 and sang “Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it’s off to work we go.” out loud but that really hurt my glute so I went down to 65.
Brent thought I should include this story in my Blog, and I agreed.
Last week one of my buddies uploaded a facebook pic, and I commented on it. I was the second person to comment on it after some girl with an alright face and real good body. I didn’t know who the FUCK she was, so I messaged her:
Me: Do I know you or something?
Her: We both went to all saints
Me: Aight, but we’ve never actually met or anything?
Her: Idk! Srorrrry
Me(Being polite?(She has fat tits and ass)): I don’t really care about that, I was just wondering if I should recognize you/your name, because I didn’t
Her: Oh aha 🙂
So I was like ‘uhhhhhhh whatever’ after that, but then a couple days later her facebook status was her Blackberry pin followed by “Only add me if you’re white.” I just about fell out of my chair laughing at this, and now I wouldn’t mind meeting her because that was fucking hilarious.
45 x 25
65 x 20
85 x 20
Oh my Goodness I wanted to slit my throat.
Jerk: 170 x 10 x 1
135 x 5 These hurt, a lot
65 x 15
65 x 20
Curls: 105 x 2 x 10
Saying one word per rep, I recited the following sentences during my curls:
“Justin Lascek, I’m coming for you. You’re gonna die bro.”
“Justin Lascek is fucking going down. I’ll kill that cunt.”